If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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