whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
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Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
This house was built for laser tag.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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