Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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