quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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