you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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