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well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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