I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
No subtext here. People are naked.
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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