her vagine was all disorganized.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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