I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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