But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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