I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize