I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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