ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
that is very illegal...i love you.
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