1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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