I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
There's always time for handjobs
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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