don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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