I heard we made out
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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