I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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