I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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