I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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