This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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