question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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