If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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