Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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