I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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