We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
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two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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