shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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