He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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