Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
