What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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