her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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