Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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