A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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