ya dads aren't the best wingmen
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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