Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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