Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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