I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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