Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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