Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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