So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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