STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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