I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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