Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
