hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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