also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
please come you make the beer taste better
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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