She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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