Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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