Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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