I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wannas sexs uuuuu
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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