Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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