he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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