I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Randomize
