doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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