..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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